I HATE THIS FUCKING MOVIE! by TheMindfuck69, journal
I HATE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!
The movie I began watching at my friends house cuz she picked it out was "But I'm A Cheerleader". This movie is fucking awful. It's basically about a girl who is secretly a homosexual, but she has a boyfriend and shit. She didn't necessarily want to accept the fact because her parents are strictly religious and don't think homosexuals should have rights or whatever. Well the parents end up sending her to an 'Anti Homosexuality Camp' and oh my fucking god. This movie is fucking awful. I don't see why so many people think that it's wrong to like the same gender! Like honestly, what is so fucking wrong about it?! And you know what? Being gay or
ERB: Duchess Ravenwaves vs. The Baroness by MadamBlackWolf, literature
Literature
ERB: Duchess Ravenwaves vs. The Baroness
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Duchess Ravenwaves
Vs
The Baroness
BEGIN!
Ravenwaves:
My heart is blacker than my shiny black hair you soviet bitch
I reign over Tangleland with a fucking iron fist
Chillin' with my homeboy HairBall and an army of comb gnomes
Stop smirking at me, Baroness
I can tell you're getting pissed
You're an angry dominatrix who's wanting to get dissed
I'll cut you down quicker than the Lady's magical hair
Ravenwaves' a dirty player
I won't play fair
Put down that Vodka bottle sweetie
And step to me
As far as this battle is concerned
It will be over quickly
Baroness:
Shut your mouth you little brat
You're so full of
HOW SHY ARE YOU?
[x] You don't like public speaking.
[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers.
[x] You don't like to look people in the eye.
[x] You hate using public restrooms.
[x] You hate to go shopping alone.
TOTAL: 5
[ ] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous.
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say
[ ] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex
[ ] You hate to be teased
[ ] You hate answering the door
TOTAL: 1
[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[ ] One on one conversation makes you nervous.
[x] You don't like to ask people for help.
[ ] You hate to read out lo
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-----[ ] Achluophobia - Fear of darkness
[ ] Acrophobia - Fear of heights
[ ] Agliophobia - Fear of pain
[ ] Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds
[ ] Agyrophobia - Fear of crossing the street
[ ] Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects
[ ] Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car
[ ] Androphobia - Fear of men
[ ] Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking
[ ] Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers
[ ] Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society
[ ] Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched
[ ] Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
[ ] Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers
[ ] Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning
[ ] Ataxop